Funny Chinese Proverbs
A Chinese child was born before his due date... His parents named him Sudden Lee!
How do you blind fold an Asian? With dental floss!
How do you know an Asian has broken into your home? Your math homework is done and your comuter is upgraded!
What's the difference between the Chinese and racism? Racism has many faces!
God created the Earth and the Heavens... The rest was made in China!
What do you call an Asian with a camera? Phil-Ming!
What do you call an Asian billionaire? Cha-Ching!
What did the one Chu say to the other? Is that Chu bro?
Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather? He will make you an offer you can't understand!
Have you heard about the look-alike competition in China? Everybody won!
Which country goes to war when you drop a plate? China!